Real life? I don’t know. Someone on a bigass book tour, maybe. Just to see how bizarre it is.
Not-so-real life? Sookie Stackhouse. I’d be all “What’s up, Eric?” and he’d be all “Not much. Let’s go wipe out that zombie plague in a sexy manner” and I’d be all “Sounds good, ridiculously pretty dead dude.” Then he’d be all “Quit talking like Bill and Ted already” and I’d be all “EXCELLENT.”
I’m a nerd.