Lafayette:Excuse me. Who ordered the hamburger, with AIDS?
Redneck:I ordered the Hamburger Deluxe.
Lafayette:In this restaurant, the Hamburger Deluxe comes with French fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS. Do anybody have a problem with that?
Redneck:Yeah, I'm an American and I got say in who makes my food.
Lafayette:Well baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer alone even before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother fucker. Everything on your god damned table got AIDS.
Redneck:You still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger.
Lafayette:Well, all you gotta do is say "hold the AIDS." Here...
*Lafayette picks up one of the hamburger buns and licks it.*
*Lafayette pushes the bun onto the redneck’s face and punches him.*
Lafayette:Bitch, you come in my house you’re gonna eat my food the way I fucking make it! Do you understand me?
*Lafayette takes the redneck’s plate and dumps the food into his lap.*
“Senate candidate Wendy Francis has warned Queenslanders that Australia would be worse off without a Family First senator. She said if the Greens obtained the balance of power in their own right the floodgates of immorality would open and Australia would spiral out of control.”—From the Family First website… This sounds pro-Greens to me: spiral, baby, spiral! Bring it on. Welcome to the New World, lady. We bring you peace and love and breathable air and fabulous hats.
Will Wyclef Jean be Haiti’s next president? Looks to us like it could potentially happen!
CNN is reporting that Jean will announce his candidacy tomorrow night on Larry King Live.
The Haitan-American musician has been an outspoken advocate for his home country and even founded the Yele Foundation — an organization that is responsible for “over 3,000 new jobs, close to 7,000 children being put in school, more than 8,000 people a month receiving food and approximately 2,000 young people a month learning about HIV/AIDS prevention.”